ZAM: How Long Would YOU Survive?
To wrap up Survival Week, here are a couple of things that will help you determine How Long Would YOU Survive a Zombie Outbreak?
Do you live on a college campus? If so, follow this flowchart to find out how long you’d last.
Of course, anyone can take the Z-SAT: Zombie Survival Aptitude Test to make sure they’re well prepared.
Do you think you can survive a zombie outbreak? How will you know unless you take the test? The Zombie Survival Aptitude Test is one of the greatest tools a zombie survivalist can have. Find out what your grade is, before it’s too late! Don’t wait until the dead rise to prepare, do it now! This is the most important test you will ever take… it could save your life.
Z-SAT is an adventure; it is an exploration into zombie survival situations. This book is a consolidation of many different zombie related questions and situations. The purpose of this book is to test your knowledge and skills using a safe medium in order to discover and realize your actual potential of surviving a zombie outbreak. Enjoy this book in its entirety; answer the questions and review situations individually and with a group of friends. This book is meant to be a tool in order to aid zombie survivalists in testing and training themselves and their team members for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
Good Luck, God Bless, and God Speed.
And, finally, make sure you are smart when choosing your mode of transportation! Lest you end up like this guy.
Fox News reported on 7 Apr that “A self-described “zombie enthusiast” was busted at New York City’s Port Authority Bus Terminal in possession of swords, knives, burglar tools, night-vision goggles and hand-drawn blueprints, The Post reports.
Christopher Rodger, 25, first drew the attention of two police officers Tuesday when he was spotted wearing a trench coat on a warm night, and had an “empty” look in his eyes, sources said.
Officers Thomas Kemble and Leonard Trubia grew even more suspicious when they spotted the long camouflage bag Rodger had slung over his shoulder.
When the cops questioned him, Rodger blurted that he was carrying a gas-powered pellet gun.
That prompted a search which also turned up five samurai swords, three daggers and other knives, police said.”